While You Are Bored At Work...

[dustkitty]

My uncaffinated eye read that as "smooth jazz sex", and then I thought: "I'm okay with that..."

I have coffee if you want some, but...um...maybe you don't, after that.

[Justina]

Awww yeah, giggity

This is an untapped market. With my brains and Zen's tiny body, we are going places. I suggest establishing the business in the greater Chicago area.

[Zro]

Do you need an assistant B'elle? I need a new job.

[dustkitty]

I can't even convince them to let me cross-train an existing employee, let alone hire a whole new person. :c Let's both get jobs at Google and get paid nap time and stuff.

[Amber Grace]

Great Justin finally made his way here, now this thread is doomed! BTW, Timothy lives in Chicago so if you decide to start up something there he can offer you some virgin oil, pasta making and perhaps a bit of rapeseed.

[Justina]

Great Justin finally made his way here, now this thread is doomed! BTW, Timothy lives in Chicago so if you decide to start up something there he can offer you some virgin oil, pasta making and perhaps a bit of rapeseed.

You had me at rapeseed.

[Zro]

I can't even convince them to let me cross-train an existing employee, let alone hire a whole new person. :c Let's both get jobs at Google and get paid nap time and stuff.

I can get behind this plan. A back up plan is to move to Florida and be a jet ski rental guy.

[dustkitty]

My backup plan will be to publish my novel, get it turned into a bad movie starring pretty but talentless actors, and use the royalties to rent jet skis in Florida.

[ZeroZenX]

pretty but talentless actors

You rang?

[dustkitty]

You rang?

Can you out-sell Robert Pattinson in a role I like to think is less creepy than Edward? It's definitely less sparkly.