While You Are Bored At Work...

Zen - it seems like you never sleep or work... Are you a robot?

Have you ever seen the movie Astro Boy? It's basically my autobiography so whatevs.
Plus they call me The Machine at work because apparently I'm the only one that can get stuff done on time.

Are you Bezerko-Artex? Do you do all your work from the toilet and troll forums at your desk?

More importantly Zen...can you DO the robot?

I have never done a robot but I'm always up to try.

I meant the dance you weirdo.

LOL Thank you Zen - that was awesome. You know, a vacuum cleaner is KINDA like a robot... I've said it before and I'll say it again you should give it a try. It's the perfect size and shape for a man...

I'm pretty sure that if Amber was a dude IRL we would constantly hear vacuums going off in the background on mumble.

Of course I'll dance with you Miana.

Maybe the perfect size for some men. Not this man. Plus, it'd have to be able to talk. I can't have some lifeless shebot.

<3 Zen

What if the lifeless shebot made you sammiches?